Draft Notice
Congratulations, maggot! You've just answered the Call of Duty. Your country needs you, son. The Allied Forces are set to invade Europe. We're gonna crash Hitler's party and teach the Fatherland a lesson it will never forget. As part of the Allied Campaign you will see the worst hell imaginable. You will be fighting alongside men willing to give their lives for other people's freedom. Good men will give their lives for you. Your brothers will depend on you as much as you depend on them. There can be no weak link or the chain -- and our bond -- will break.
Knowing the importance of this mission soldier, are you stupid enough to think you can enter combat unprepared? You drop into enemy territory without proper training and you put the lives of your fellow soldiers at risk. Are you willing to risk another man's life because you came to a gun fight with a sack of potatoes? You wanna write to their mama and tell them how they got gut shot because you didn't know how to do your job? I can't hear you!
If you don't want the lives of those men weighin' on your conscience for the rest of your useless life, then I suggest you sit up and pay attention. Combat specialists at the military's new Department of Gaming -- or I.G.N. as it has been erroneously dubbed -- have developed a field guide that will provide valuable information pertaining to your mission. Study it. Learn it. Live it.
Inside you will find the most comprehensive battle plan imaginable. Combat strategies, weapon profiles, and detailed walkthroughs of your missions have been assembled to ensure you get through the war in one piece. This is Hell, son. Only a fool enters Hell with just the knowledge his mama placed between his shoulders. Read fast, we leave at dawn.
Guide by Drill Sergeant Hilary Goldstein